The Sun, 1932-09-21

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VOL. 10—NO. 44.
NORTH CANTON, STARK COUNTY, OHIO, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 1932.
SCHOOL OF RELIGION
ASKS FOR SUPPORT
North Canton Has Secured the
Services of Miss Minnie M.
Fliehmann, Who Will Give
Two Lessons Each Week To
Pupils In Grades One To Six.
WANT   PARENTS   TO   SIGN
[Contributed]
Tlie twelfth year of our Week-Day
School of Religion will begin Monday,
Sept. 20, under the leadership of Miss
Minnie M. Fliehmann.
As in former years, two lessons per
week will be given each pupil in
grades 1 to fl, inclusive.
If parents or guardians have not
signed cards of consent for their children, please do so and return before
Monday. You will not want to deprive
your children of this privilege by neglecting to sign card sent you by the
.school officials.
Our new instructor for this work
will be presented very soon at each
church, when she will probably explain her work and you will be given
the opportunity to meet her.
Is Well Trained
Because of so many professionally
trained religious teachers and supervisors being without positions this
year, it was possible for your Board
of Control to select a teacher from
many applicants, all of whom were
highly recommended by the Department of Religious Education of the
Ohio Council of Churches, and all of
whom are well trained and prepared
for this type of work, and who have
had much in the way of experience.
Miss Fliehmann has her bachelor's
degree in pedagogy. She also was
graduated from Bonebrake seminary,
class of 1921.
During last year she lias been at
the Hartford (Conn.) Seminary Foundation school working on her master
degree and revising her curriculum in
week-day work.
Miss Fliehmann lias had experience
in social care work; pastor's assistant
work; supervising daily vacation Bible
schools; children's work for chautau-
quas; and for the past six years has
been giving full time service in southern Ohio in Week-day Schools of Religion.
Board Asks Co-operation
Your Board asks your co-operation
in this work, feeling that the cause is
too important to in any way turn
aside or retreat. Yrou will soon be
asked to show your interest in the
children of North Canton by your
contribution to this school. The Board
of Control is constituted as follows:
The Rev. M. E. Beck, Lester Braucher, treasurer; Paul Broeske, the
Rev. M. A. Cossaboom, T. G. Denton,
D. L. Glass, secretary; J. C. Haver-
stock, Albert Mohler, the Rev. Paul
Rempe, E. L. Warstler, president.
DR. H. J. CHRISTMAN
Will  Speak In  Reformed  Church  On
Rally Day, October 2.
Told Without
Varnish
Apostle Paul and Moses
Why Politicians Laugh.
Don't be a Mutt.
jiACME STORES INVITE
IY0U TO BE GUESTS
By BEN LONG, independent political writer
Paul and Moses
Of interest to many persons is the
announcement that Dr. H. J. Christ-
man will be the Rally day speaker in
Zion Reformed church on Sunday
morning, October 2, al 0 o'clock.
Dr. Christman is president of the
General Synod, he is also president
of Central Theological seminary,
Dayton. He has a number of admirers in Stark county.
OCCASIONALLY I become weary of
harness, and in a mild way disgusted with life. I want to go
away—anywhere for a change. Then
I open a book—THE Book to me. It
is old and battered. Not much on
looks, but it has been in my possession for many years, and next to the
members of my family and my newspaper, it is the dearest thing I own.
The book is the life of the Apostle
Paul. There was a man for you! The
big word with him was not "arrived"
but "toward." When 1 think of his
physical pain as he lay chained behind
damp, ill-smelling walls, and his mental attitude on matters spiritual, I
become ashamed of myself for wanting to quit work. Then I take a brace
on myself and dig in with renewed
vigor.
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ANOTHER man I find a great tonic
is Moses. Just about the time
the Israelites believed the jig-
was up and that Pharoh was going
to take them back to slavery, Moses
stepped to the front and shouted,
"Forward!"
Few more inspiring things appear
in life's struggles than the sight of
a great leader at his inspired and inspiring task going through the ranks,
yielding neither to fear nor dismay,
challenging the heroic in men, and so
leading them successfully through
some frowning enterprise.
Occasions come when our inclination is to face right about and retrace our steps and even to surrender
tlie hopes and ideals which urge us
to the exodus and the pilgrimage!
In the Pilgrim's Progress, Bunyan
has a number of recreant pilgrims
who have dropped the word "Forward" from their vocabulary. Their
watchword is "Back." What a company they are—drawn with his master hand! How familiar they seem
as they seek to persuade Christian to
the same roundabout face retreat.
 o •
Don't Be a Mutt
From
ing."
now on  I'll  do my  own  think
X
UNLESS a man is dead from the
neck up he wants to know what's
what and why it is so. As his
intelligence increases he says to himself: "What an idiot I am to let
Hookem lead me around by the nose
and vote his ticket. He is working
the old 'Loyalty to Party' gag they
sprung on my grandfather. Hookem
gets the office, Hookem gets the cash,
and I'm the prize sucker he uses to
enrich himself. Hookem is a Republican, Hookem is a Democrat, he is a
Wet, he is a Dry; he is anything and
everything providing it benefits
Hookem.   I'm  through with  Hookem.
LISEMER AND LONG
Grand Rapids News Says They Belong
To  a  Class Too  Few  Today
In Journal is in.
THERE are three classes of men
and women in every political
party. Workers, Mutts and Independents. The Worker works the
Mutt. Sometimes the Worker buys
the Mutt. There are various ways of
doing this, as every Congressman,
Senator and member of a Stale Legislature knows. When cash is not usod,
social inlluence or tips on business
turn  the' trick.
An invitation to Mr. Swelldom's
garden party once sent a hill through
Congress by one vote, but it was killed in the Senate because a robust
Senator from a western state objected to robbing the public. A number
of daily newspapers, whose owners
played the stock market or held high
oll'ice under the government, roared
against the independent thinkers in
lhe Senate, but they held (heir ground
and  won  the  fight.
t        X        X
IN THIS campaign there are men on
the Republican ticket the independent thinker will vote against. On
the Democratic ticket there are men
the independent thinker will vote
against. But there are voters in both
parlies who will go to the polls on
November 8 and vote for every Tom,
Dick and Harry the bosses permitted
to be nominated.
Stark county owes it to itself this
year to clean house if it i.s to go forward. Other counties do so occasionally, with the result that the people
get real service for their money. Taxes
have climbed high in Stark county,
and the same old bunch of political
pie-eaters are around the table. They
care  nothing  for  the  people.
:t     :!:     :!:
HE one and only way to get service is to throw all men out
of office when tliey show a disposition to hog the trough. The taxpayers of Stark county owe it to themselves and to their children to think
before they vote, and think hard.
Forget the party label and vote to
protect yourself. A little housccleaning in the Stalk county courthouse
will work wonders to the tax-payers'
pocketbook.
Just remind some of the fellows,
by your vote, that a political oll'ice
isn't something to be kept "among
the gang."
And remember this: A political
boss, deep down in his heart, has
more respect for a man he cannot
buy or flatter than he has for the
man he privately refers to as a
"mutt"; and a mutt in the boss' opinion is the fellow the boss depends upon to vote a straight ticket al every
election.
~.•>' Have Made Arrangements For
118 Boys and Girls To See Big-
Navy-Notre Dame Football
Game In Cleveland At Stadium On Saturday Nov. 19.
FREE WRIST WATCHES, TOO
T
time of
be there
Albrecht
of    The
Dr. Page To Speak j
The  Rev.   Dr.  Kirby   Page  will  be i
the guest speaker in The Community j
Christian   church   on   Promotion   day,
Sunday, October 2.   Dr. Page is well i
known  to the^ church-going public  of
Nortli  Canton.
time,   at
and   the
Six-Hour Day
"We   must   come,   for   a
least,   to   the   six-hour   day
five-day week, and we  must come to
it  by  law."—Gov.  Gifl'ord  Pinchot  of
Pennsylvania.
From the Grand Rapids News
On the occasion of the birthday anniversary recently of Louis J. Lisemer, editor emeritus of this newspaper, Ben Long, old-time newspaper
man and now the virile, independent
political columnist of The Sun, North
Canton, Ohio, devoted most of his
weekly allotted space to a tribute to
the former Grand Rapids editor and
author.
It was a case of one grand old man
of the profession paying his due respects  to  another.
They are much alike in regard to
their careers. Both were enamored in
tlieir early days with the excitement
and mental agitation of big city journalism, and both of them were successful in that field. And yet both
of these line men quit the places of
the so-called mighty and found peace,
fame and just reward in places where
life flows just a little more slowly.
Mr. Lisemer now lives in Huntington,
W. Va., where he spends most of his
time in his librarv and writing for
high class magazines. What richer
reward could a man desire?
Ben Long and Louis Lisemer belong to a class of newspaper men
now, aias, too few in our midst. The
modern idea of a newspaper writer
is a moving picture "bird" with a camera slung over his shoulder, a gun in
his pocket and a police whistle on a
string around his neck. He goes
through life having wonderful adventures and solving murders and other
crimes. No such newspaper man ever
existed outside of the movies.
Louis Lisemer and B?n Long learned how to realize themselves in the
simplicity of a life spent in doing
Ihings quietly for others. Long life
to both of them!
Goes To Florida
Harry Sells left on Thursday afternoon for Leosbury, Florida, fcr a
visit with his family. If Harry ci.
find work in his line, and he is a
first-class painter, he will remain in
the south  until  next Spring.
Here's real news for every boy and
girl interested in football.
When Uncle Sam's sturdy team of
Midshipmen from the Naval Academy at Annapolis meets Notre-Dame's
team of Speedsters at Cleveland's new
stadtum on Saturday, November 1!),
in their annual colorful football game
there will be .118 boys and girls, from
Nortli Canton, Akron and its vicinity
sitting in some of the best seals near
the center of the field getting all the
thrills that go with a big intersec-
tional game, and having tin
their lives.
These boys and girls will
as the guests of the Fred W
Grocery company, owners
Acme  Stores.
Company  Issues  Cards
Appreciating the attractiveness of
this big sports event, probably the
biggest ever held in this section of
the country, and having been real
boys once themselves The Acme Store-
officials decided that they'd like to
send as many as possible of the boys
and girls, .between the ages of 12 and
18 years, living in the vicinity of their
stores to this game, so it was determined that they would give to every
purchaser in any Acme store for the
eight-week period, Sept. li) through
Nov. 12 inclusive—a point coupon for
every fifty-cent purchase made. These
coupons are to be given by the pru-
chasers to the boys and girls in the
118 Store districts and the one who
receives the most points in each of
the districts will be the one taken to
the Navy-Notre  Dame  game.
So, for the next eight weeks there
promises to be great rivalry among
these boys and girls for the opportunity to get the most point certificates  and   win  this  treat.
To  Give Wrist  Watches
In addition to the trip to the game
every winner in each of the 118 Acme
Store districts will leceive the gift
of a very handsome wrist watch. The
presentation of these wrist watches
will be made at a big gala victory
banquet to be held at Akron's new
Mayflower hotel on the Monday night
following the game, November 21.
[Continued on back page]
The Experienced Marnier
OLD TREE MUST DIE
IN ALL ITS BEAUTY
CHAMPION SWIMMERS
WILL PERFORM HERE
What Is Said To Be the Only
Mahogany In This Section of
Stark County Was Planted
More Than 50 Years Ago By
Dr. Holtz, Says John H.
Sheets, and He Was There.
Lovers of Aquatic Sports Will
See Stars of North Canton,
Akron and Canton Do Some
Classy Stunts In the Big Community Building Pool On Saturday Afternoon, Sept. 2-1.
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DEBUNK OURSELVES
WARNS RABBI LATZ
Tells Rotarians That We Must
Stop the Habit of Calling Innovators Communists, Bolshevists and Other Names Because They Have the Courage
To Go Forward.
OPPOSED     TO     DICTATORS
The members
Rotary  club  will
Thursday ovoniiu
the  Rotarians  ol
if the North Canton
go  to  Louisville  on
; as dinner guests of
thai   town.
Charles
the ad-
ilea foi-
in   busi-
Telling of the Activities of North Canton American Legion Post No. 419 and of the Legion Auxiliary
Flection
Ballots   are
Legionnaires   of   North   Canton
•11!)   for  the   election   of  officers
of  Post   Officials
being   mailed   to
!     It   is   reported   on   good   authority
I that there will be "eats" on  election
Post ' night and a good lime is in store for
f01. I all   who attend.
their Post of the American Legion for
the year 11)32-1933.
Mark these ballots and bring them
to the next meeting at the Legion
room in the Community Building on
Monday evening, October 3, at 8
o'clock, at which time the ballots will
be cast.
To Exercise Suffrage Is Mark of
Good Citizenship
As it is one of the earmarks of a
good citizen that he avails himself
of the privilege and sacred duty of
casting his ballot and thereby participating in the government of his state
and nation, so it is one of the things
that is expected of every Legionnaire
'lijat he help to elect the officers that
Sis? to serve as leaders for his local
organization during the coming year.
It is the very minimum activity that
The  newly   elected   officers   are   to
be installed at an early meeting—possibly  on  Monday evening.  October ;-!.
National  Convention   Activities
Although President Hoover has repeatedly within the past year expressed his opinion that the immediate payment of the bonus would
"be a deadly blow at the welfare of
the nation," the 1,200 delegates to
the fourteenth national American Legion convention at Portland, Oregon,
voted ten to one in favor of cash
payment now.
It is estimated that .$2,000,000,000
would be required to meet these payments. The administration maintains
that economic recovery would be jeopardized if such a bonus bill were to J
become law. {
Other   eminent   authorities   assert
Election. Thursday Evening
Election of oll'icers will take place
on Thursday evening, Sept. 22, in (he
Legion rooms. Ballots have been rent
out to all members and should he
turned in not later than Thursday.
Send in your ballot at once or, better
still, show your interest by attending
the meeting and bring your ballot
with you. Installation of oll'icers will
no doubt be held Oct. 13th. Our district president, Mrs. O. C. McDowell,
of Orrville has been invited to speak
at this meeting.   Plan to attend.
Mrs. Geo. Graham of Canton, pianist   of   our   Auxiliary
Al the last meeting Rabbi
B. Latz of Canton delivered
dress. It was a remarkable
men to do "some thinking,"
ness and  politics.
When warmed up to his subject, the
eloquent   Rabbi   doesn't   mince   words.'
He    said    the    average    American    is
afraid  of the  innovator.   The   minute
a man steps to the  front with a  new
1 idea, especially  when it concerns  the
I welfare  of the  public,  he  is  called  a
Communist,   a   Bolshevist,   or   some
other   high-sounding   name.    Earnest
! men,   he   declared,   don't   mind   being
I called  Russian  names.   Such  men are
really  the  backbone of the world.
| Poor Sticks   In  Oll'ice
I     "We   elect   men   to   office   without
knowing whether or not they are cap
i able of performing Iheir duties;  men
vv would  not employ ill an executive
position in private business."
He made a strong plea for a return
to the conscience of the American pioneer. He denounced the caste system
as practiced in Europe and India, and
said that many persons believe the
caste system is gradually entering
Ameiican life.
He warned his hearers against
shackles of every description, and said
that Church and State ought to remain   separate.
Gel Out the Vote
The Rabbi would like lo see more
people vote, but he wants them to
vote intelligently. He asserted thai in
some quarters talk is heard of a dictator for America. He is opposed to
dictators, simply because one man
does not know it all. "There is no
such man as the superman. We must
debunk ourselves if we are to get
anywhere," lie said.
On Sept. M The Sun carried the
news that J. F.. Meister of Fast Maple
street was awarded the large tree on
Ream street near the school ground
and that be would cut  it down.
The town is widening tbe slreet, and
although Mayor Evans and the members of Council are sorry to see this
beautiful tree, probably the largest
in North Canton, fall' beneath the
blows of the axe, they were unable to
find a way to save it, and so accepted  Mr.  Meister's  offer.
John  Sheets'  Statement
John H. Sheets of North Main
street, told a writer for The Sun that
when he was a hoy more than 50
years ago, he plowed the lot owned
by Dr. Holtz and that he recalls distinctly the day the doctor planted the
tree in the corner of the lot.
Said   It   Is   Mahogany'
"The doctor told me," said John,
"that the tree was mahogany. 1 remember well how it looked that day.
It resembled three fingers and was
about that size. He planted it three
or four feet deep. 1 remember we
filled in the land, which was low at
that point, and for quite awhile the
tree gave no sign that it was growing. Suddenly it began to grow, and
todav it is one of the finest shade
trees' in Nortli Canton. If Dr. Holtz
was correct it is the only mahogany
tree in this section," said John.
The  March of  Progress
"Woodman, spare that tree," sang
the poet years ago. Mayor Kvans and
members of Council pondered long-
anil hard about th
question of widenin:
came before Council,
do   nothing.
The thing we call "
in every growing towi
old-fashioned ideas, n
inevitable, when the\
way of  1032 improv
Lovers   of   aquatic   sports
given the opportunity  to see
ber   of   real   "human   fish"   d
stud'   on   Saturday   afternoon
big North  Canton  Community
will be
a nuin-
o their
in the
Build-
j ing pool, beginning at 3:00 o'clock.
Willis Wood, physical director of the
j huilding is in charge of the affair.
! Akron will send'u'oit, and gills re-
j garded as of championship timber.
I Canton Y will have several boys here.
Canton Knights of Columbus have a
I girls' team they are proud of, and
j the lassies will  be  here.
North  Canton   Enters
Nortli  Canton Community  Building-
will enter 11 boys and girls.   Fourteen
events  in  all   arc  scheduled.   This  is
'■ known  as   the   "Invitation  swimming
; meeting of the northeast district" and
j 10   to   12   boys   and   girls   from   each
! town will  take  part in the contests.
The  Program
Girls   and   Hoys—Fortv   yards   free
style;   10 yards back stroke;   10
breast stroke.
Boys—120 var.ls free stvle;
SO  yards.
Medley relay, three men,
stroke, breast stroke and free
120  yards.
Four-man   relav   team,   free
tb'0  yards.
Fancy  diving  by  hoys  and  girls.
The  sports  are open   to  the  public.
No   admission  charge.   The   program
lasts   from   3:00   until   A AAA.
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OUTDOOR BOXING
Several    liouls    Will    Be   Staged
North   Canton   On   Thursday
Fvening,  Sept.   2il.
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Under the auspices of the American Legion Drum and Bugle Corps of
North Canton an outdoor boxing exhibition will be staged in the baseball park, Portage street, on Thursday evening, Sept. 2D. The gales will
be'opened at 7:30 and the preliminary
will start at H:lo. Geneial admission,
25 cents;  ringside  seats.   10 cents.
Heavyweights Bouiho Myers of
Canton and Pat Smith of Akron will
go six rounds; Jackie Coogan, "the
Canton flash" and "Tiger" Rosie drier .
of Massillon will furnish the main
evi nt in six lounds at 130 pounds,
on the card are Joe Gerzina
rth Canton road and Mickey
Canton in six rounds at 15s
The curtain raiser will be
Young    Dempsey    and    Kid
and address the crowd in the e
beginning  at   7:00  o'clock.
In   a   communication   to   Th
Republican   headquai tins   says:
"Free rides for everyone
and evening, free sandwiches
fee at (i p. m. Free fireworks
at !)::)() p. ni. A 20-piece American
l.egion band will play from (! p. m.
on to 0:30 p.m. and Pop Giay's old-
time musical orchestra will oll'er many
numbers. The children and grown ups
will also   receive hats ami  noise mak-
$2.00 PER YEAR.
'WE'RE GOING GOOFY
LISTENING TO BLAH
Campaign Speeches Over Radio
Have Damaged Our Ear-
Drums, Fractured Our Intellect, Dented Our Disposition
and Given Lis Indigestion.
(JOSH, WHAT A  HEADACHE
I Writer's Note—The lady at the
next desk, alter reading the article
below, said: "Why didn't you turn
oil' the radio? This evening I'll show
yen how to do il.   11 is very simple."|
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11 he other events, and a
al" betwei n six  gentlemen
ii' the boxing matches may
ed from members of the
Bugle  Corps. \
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•; Legionnaire dare permit himself to j '".at the cash payment of the adjusted '• elected president of the county 'conn
"get by with." ,    _    [Continued on back pagej J,_        [Continued on back page]
(iocs Hack On Beans
Schoolboy's essay: "The defendant's lawyer made a motion for a
change of menu,"
Vernal Dreams
"Farming is a meat life," remarks!
an exchange. "It is a positive delight!
to sit and look at the water, the clear!
moon streaming over the hills, the!
trees bursting into bud, the wild i
flowers peeping through the greening j
grass."
Hear   Thoni,   McSweeney   and
Weygandt  Speak.
Democrats and independent.-
to overflowing the large mom on
South Market avenue at Fointh street,
Canton, on Thursday night. The
speakers were William 11. Thoni, nominee for Congress; Former Congressman John McSweeney of
Judge Henderson and .!uiie
Weygandt   of  Cleveland.
Fnthusiasm ran high and the
speakers predicted that th- peoph- all
over tbe nation weie demanding a
change, and they were going to get it.
.McSweeney produced lieu res showing that the cost of operating- the
stale under Governor White was cut
S1(),000,(I00 lasl year, and that the
the present time saving in all departments total   So.COO a day.
Attorney Price Janson of Canton
was the chairman of the meeting.
It's a fact, friends, we are becoming just plain nutty, batty, goofy,
ight in the old bean, and it's this
darned election and the radio that are
putting us to the bad. "Lis" and "We"
are words editors use when they write
anonymously—a thing they don't permit  their  readers to do.
We Don't Helieve Anything
We used to believe some of the
things we read and heard, but now
we don't believe anything or anybody—except the preacher, and we
don't hear hi in often, that's one reason he organized "Rally day," so that
he could take an oral shot al us at
least  once  a  year.
A Harrowing Experience
Last night, or was il night before
last; anyway, it was at night. We had
labored hard all day iu The Sun office,
had gone home to a good dinner; put
on the old carpel slippers—we're old-
fashioned, you know—lighted our
cigar and seated ourself in the easy
chair.
We thought of Roscoc Conkling,
James G. Blaine, Tom Reed, William
McKinley, William J. Bryan and other
stars of the yesteryears. So we called
our valet, told him to turn on the
radio, and then added, "You are at
liberty, Jones, until midnight."
Painted An Angel
A few bars of song wafted through
the radio and almost hit us in tin-
face. That "singer" must be the champion hog-caller Karl Gooseman wants
to rope for his Welfare Mission in
Canton.
After the fellow got through call-
in v- ';;:. songs—he corlainly didn't sing
them—a political angel maker and
character assassin monopolized the
microphone with a whoop and a roar
and a bang and ripped hades out of
everything and everybody except the
particular nominee for President for
whom he was whooping and roaring
and banging.
He   bowled,  screeched   and   snorted
over the sublime virtues of his party's
nominee until we could just see that
j nominee   floating   around   in   the   air
with  a dozen  balos around  his noble
brow   and   a   brace   of   great   white
wings   nailed   to   his   shoulders.    He
: almost converted  us, hard-hearted  as
we are.
J Character  Assassin
'■ Then the man glued to one spot he-
hind a disk stuck atop of a rod must
have been tipped oil' that we were listening. He tore inlo the opposition,
with many brushes. He painted the
nominees of the opposition every color
of the rainbow except white, damned
them for the rest of their natural
lives and throughout the ages of eternity, and scared the devil still' for
fear some of Ihem might try lo break
into hell when they leave this mundane sphere. lie was a champion
angel maker and character assassin.
Meet the Other Fellow
We were ready to throw a chair
through the window in a ,-pasni of
ecstacy and rage when the announcer
shut him olf and ushered in a Napoleon of the other party for an inning.
And how that Napoleon did whoop
it up and down and sidewise and
through the middle for the next fifteen minutes! We never knew before
any human being had such lungs or
.-ucli   a gift  of  gab.
Before that Napoleon got through
he had the gates of heaven opening
and the angels Hunting down to vote
en masse for his own nominee. He
hail Satan fleeing until his tail stuck
straight behind in a desperate effort
to escape the clutches of the opposing
nominee.
Had Leather Lungs
As an oratorical prnnuneiamentoisl
this Napoleon was equal to a Mexican general al the head of a peanut
revolution. His talk was marvelous,
and again we were almost converted..
But not quite.
According to the Napoleons and the
Ciesars, all nominees in this campaign are a queer combination of
angels and devils, according to the
point of view. Sometimes we wonder
how many people they fool with their
blah. They must fool some, that's a
cinch.
What  a  headache!
K. OF P. NOTES
Meeting Tonight  At  S—Fish  Fry and
Sports tin October 7.
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Ile.uil  On the Train
"Hallo, Jim!   Fall  touch  in  the  air
this  morning, eh'.'"
...       How   in   thunder   did    you
life—if   that   were   farming.—Boston i know mv wife had touched  me for a
Transcript. I Fall outfit''"
Ay, truly farming would be a great       "Say!
fe—if   that   were   farming.—Boston i know my
Regular meeting this Wciinesdav,
Sept. 21, at N:00 o'clock. Be there,
please.   Thank  you'.
The fish fry will be held at Hoover
dam on Friday', Oct. 7. Sports program in afternoon and evening between east and west members. Supper will be served at o:AA.
All members please register at
Schafer-Messerly Drug store by Tuesday, October  1.
There will be plenty of fish and a
good time for all.
COMMITTEES.